The Empress of -Wu Zetian- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wu Zetian with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.389 billion -Wu Zetian-ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luoyang. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The thriving -Wu Zetian-ian economy, worth 664 trillion chinese coins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 89,865 chinese coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in -Wu Zetian-ian restaurants. Crime is totally unknown. -Wu Zetian-'s national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

-Wu Zetian- is ranked 97,808^th in the world and 941^st in Ambition for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,492.42 on the Gilded Widget Scale.